Characters

Stan Marsh		Leader of the group. Gets his ass kicked by his sister. Is in love with Wendy Voice: Trey Parker
Kyle Broslofski		Gets picked on because he is Jewish. His mom is an overprotective bitch. Voice: Matt Stone
Kenny McCormik		The group authority on perverted issues. Hard to understand because of his hood. Dies often. Voice: Matt Stone
Eric Cartman		Claims he is big boned. Likes to swear and is always pissed off. Voice: Trey parker
Chef		School cook who sings "love" songs. Has a healthy sexual appetite. Voice: Isaac Hayes
Santa Claus		Gets into a fight with Jesus. Likes to say ho ho ho.
Jesus Christ		Has his own public access show Gets into a fight with Santa and Satan. Voice: Matt Stone
Big Gay AL		Helper of gay animals. Has a big gay boat ride.
Ike		Kyle's little brother. Doesn't like to play kick the baby. He is Canadian and was adopted. Voice: 2 year old girl
Mr. Garrison		The kids teacher. Denies being gay. May be trisexual. Voice: Trey Parker
Mr.Garrison After surgery		Mr.Garrison after he had plastic surgery
Mr.Hat		Mr.Garrison's other personality. Wants Kyle to go hell and die.
Starvin Marvin		He's an Ethernopian,as Stan would say. Was sent to the kids instead of a sports watch.
Mrs.Crabtree		The kids bus driver. Enjoys screaming and is a bitch.
Uncle Jimbo		Stan's Uncle. Likes tohunt and fish drunk. A Vietnam vet and has his own hunting show.
Ned		Jimbo's war buddy. Needs an electronic device to help him talk. He is a little accident prone.
Officer Barbrady		The town cop. Always says there is nothing to see here. Finally learned how to read. Voice: Trey Parker
Wendy Testaburger		Stan's love interest. The smart one in the class. Don't piss her off!
Shelley		Stans sister. Likes to kick Stan's ass.
Pip		An English kid. No one likes him. A good dodgeball player.
Mayor McDaniels		The mayor of South Park. Your typical politician.
Maphesto		The town genetic engineer. Likes to make things with 4 asses.
Mrs/Mr. Cartman		Eric's father (no that is not a mistype).Town slut She/he is a hermaphrodite.
Mrs.Broslofski		Kyle's mom. Labeled as the town b*tch.
Mr.Broslofski		He is Jewish. Makes his wife clean up crap.
Mrs.Marsh		Stan's mom. Don't know much about her.
Mr.Marsh		Stan's dad. The town Seismologist.
Mrs. McCormik		A family woman. Lives in poverty. Fights with her shusband.
Mr.McCormik		Kenny's dad. Likes Scotch Very poor.
Brian Boitano		The ice skater that settles the dispute in Soxmas.
Les Claypool		Lead singer of Primus. Sings the opening theme.
Kevin		Maphesto's assistant No one knows what it is. Chef would really like to know.
Phillip Glass		The composer in the Christmas special.
Richard Stamos		John Stamos's brother. Sings "Loving You".
Sally Struthers		Helps the "Ethernopians". Well sort of.....
Tina Yothers		Comes to South Park to judge the costume contest.
Mr.Mackey		School counselor, helps Kyle and his fecal problem. Helps Damien too. Gets high, yet still thinks "drugs are bad, mmkay." Voice: Trey Parker
Whore #1		Chef's whore. Well one of them at least.
Whore #2		Chef's other whore. Well one of them at least.
Terrance &Phillip		The kids favorite TV show. Canadian movie stars. Fart a lot.
Stan's Evil Clone		Made and destroyed by Maphesto. Liked to say bachomp bachomp bachooy chomp.
Geraldo		Ya gotta know him. Gets to the root of the boys problems.
Kathie Lee		Chef's fantasy. presents an award to Cartman, well almost.
Town Priest		The Priest of the town. Bet on Satan to beat Jesus.
Recess Lady		Not a very friendly lady. Doesn't like kids.
Visitor		Alien that abducted Ike. Discovered cows are the most intelligent creature on earth.
Grandpa		Stan's Grandpa. 102 years old and want to die.
Jay Leno		Host of The Tonight Show. Has magical powers.
Satan		The Fallen Angel. Throws fights to win money and is gay.
Damien		Son of Satan. Likes burning things and blowing up Pip.
Don King		Famous fight promotor. Doesn't like people talking smack about Satan.
Anthropoligist		The town Anthropoligist. Teaches the kids how to dig.
Bebe		Wendy's friend that gives her a make over.
Death		Came to kill Kenny. Left Grandpa behind.
Doctor		He can do amazing things with Topical Cream
Miss Ellen		Replaced Mr.Garrison when he went in for surgery.She is a lesbian.
Iraqi Soldier		Helped shoot Miss Ellen into the sun.
Singer		Sang in Japanese for Mecha Streisand. Own's a Sushi bar.
Leonard Maltin		Tried to save South Park from Mecha Streisand.
Sidney Poitier		Also tried to Save South Park but failed.
Robert Smith		Lead singer of the Cure. Saved South Park.
Chief Runningwater		Was a canidate for Cartman's father.
Bob Saget		Hosts a home video show. Grandpa is his #1 fan.
Tom		A plastic surgen. Gave Mr.Garrison a nose job.
Principal Victoria		The South Park Elementary Principal. Makes nice ghost costumes.
Mr. Hankey		The turd that saved Christmas in South Park
Scuzzlebutt		Has a piece of celery for an arm and Partick Duffy for a leg. Saves the kids, but is killed by Stan.
Sparky		Stan's gay dog. Hangs out with Big Gay Al.
Fluffy		Cartman's Pig. Makes sweet love to an Elephant.
Elephant		Kyle's Elephant. Makes sweet love to Fluffy.
Kitty		Cartman's pet. Gets lit on fire by Cartman's ass.
Cow		The town cows. Apparently the smartest creature on earth.