Cartman's Law


Cartman's Law

The episode "Chickenlover" inspired me to create this page. Here are some of Cartman's laws.

1. Thou who pisses thy off, shall be kicked square in the nuts.

2. Thou who taketh thy cheesy poofs, shall get filled full of lead.

3. If thou calls thy fat, thou shall receiveth an anal probe.

4. Anyone who tries to add another ass to thy Fluffy, shall receiveth a second mortgage on thou's cardboard box.

5. Thou who doth not respect my authoritah, shall be beaten by thy nightstick.

6. Thou who giveth only one tootie pop, shall be impaled upon a flag pole.

7. Thou who makes thy readith, shall be slapped in thy face like a bitchith.

8. If thou calls thy mother a crack whore, thou shall not get pie, cake, and ice cream.

9. If thou crashes thy tea party, though shall be forced to have sex with chickens.

10. Thou who shoots at thy, shall face the wrath of Scuzzlebut.

11. Thou who buys thy ants in the pants, shall be beat senseless.